Black Crowes Interview
Vox
July, 1993
 

 You take a bumfuck town in America or Canada versus a small town in
Europe, and there will always be a lot more going on in Europe,"
declares Rich Robinson, The Black Crowes' guitarist. "I mean, take a
look at this place. It's insane!" The Black Crowes have just spent
two days in Thunder Bay, a small, culturally-bereft town in Canada's
Mid- West, where the winter ice has yet to melt into spring, and
local action is restricted to one decent bar, a bowling alley, a few
coffee shops and a very occasional visit from a rock band. The
emphasis is definitely on 'occasional', as singer Chris Robinson, his
actress girlfriend, Lala, and bassist Johnny Colt discover when they
decide to spend an evening at the cinema. The promised 'Movie
Theatre' turns out to be a tiny room with a screen not much bigger
than a TV. set and, not surprisingly, the gathered crowd find Chris
(garbed in his usual brand of '60s and '70s rock chic), Lala (tall,
blonde and definitely NOT from the Mid- West) and Johnny (dark
and foreboding beneath his trademark Stetson) much more interesting
than the advertised feature. Unable to ignore the burning stares, the
trio exchange horrified glances, then turn and flee. The following
night, in front of 3,000 kids in the town's Fort William Gardens,
Chris Robinson serves up the kind of remedy he's prescribed to the
citizens of Bumfuckvilles the world over. "We've got this thing we
wanna give you," he roars. "We like to call it a musical lubricant--
y'know, so you can ease yourself on into the evening. That's what
this is man, a piece of music that represents a lubricant. I hope you
dig it!" As The Black Crowes kick into the ten-minute intro to 'Thorn
In My Pride', it's obvious that Chris Robinson is thinking of a very
different kind of Coverdale might have recommended when Whitesnake
released Slide It In during 1984. Where Robinson is being
metaphorical, Coverdale was just being a hoary old rocker, but the
Whitesnake frontman (who released his record in the same year that 18-
year-old Chris and his 15-year-old brother played their first gig as
Mr Crowe's Garden) provides a good example of how far a singer can
veer away from the blues. By the time the Robinsons had finalised
their line- up and evolved into The Black Crowes in 1986, Coverdale
had become the kind of bleached-blond MTV bimbo the Crowes
wanted to destroy For them, The Black Crowes wouldn't be just
another band, it would be a way of life. The Crowes proved that they
had the looks, the attitude and the music to set them apart from
almost everyone else, when they released their triple-platinum debut
LP, Shake Your Money Maker, in March 1990. They were quickly hailed
as the hottest rock band bar Guns N' Roses; like the Gunners, the
Crowes seemed to have complete faith in the power of rock'n'roll, and
in Chris Robinson they had a frontman who not only spoke his mind but
also acted it out: railing against corporate sponsor- ship (getting
the band thrown off the ZZ Top tour in the process); publicly
mourning "the death of rock'n'roll" by flying the band's flag at half
mast over Tower Records on Sunset Boulevard; and playing the Atlanta
Pot Festival in front of 60,000 people. Chris also had the keen sense
of timing to open the Crowes' second LP, The Southern Harmony And
Musical Companion, with the line: "If you feel like a riot, then
don't you deny it"--a full five months before the conclusion of the
Rodney King trial and the album's release in May '92. "There's a lot
of sexual connotations in that song," says Chris of the opening
number, 'Sting Me', "but no one ever realised that the line 'What's a
wasp without her sting?' is basically a stab at every waspy--white,
Anglo- Saxon Protestant kind of person--and it was kind of weird what
happened afterwards." The Black Crowes recently nick- named their
merchandiser Kevin Wegman 'Rodney', after he and security chief Raol
Flores ran into trouble with two undercover narcotics officers, who
came back- stage during the band's show in Louisville, Kentucky The
Crowes were only one song into their set when they noticed the
scuffle at the side of the stage, but they walked off and did not
return. The band claim that the police initiated the attack, but
Flores and Wegman were charged with assault and resisting arrest.
Although The Black Crowes have frequently praised the use of
marijuana, they aren't famous for the kind of wild, reckless
behaviour which characterised the careers of their early heroes The
Rolling Stones (in the '60s) and Aerosmith that rock'n'roll doesn't
have to be real bad in order to be good. "The way I see it," opines
Rich, "is if you have to talk about it then you're really not doing
it. The only people who have to prove that they do drugs are the ones
who see it as an angle: 'Oh, the rebellion thing, the sex, drugs
thing--that's great! It worked for Guns N' Roses, let's run that
angle.' I mean, it's pretty predictable." Rather than talking about
the peripheral aspects of rock'n'roll, the Robinson brothers tend to
focus solely on music. This sometimes has the effect of making them
sound overbearing and arrogant, but there is no denying that their
stance and attitude is 4 Real. "The Manic Street Preachers opened for
us in Rotterdam," says Chris, sadly. "I saw them put on all their
rock clothes and go onstage, and then they came off and they were all
wearing sweat-shirts and playing video games!". With the Crowes, even
their tour bus has taken on their style (it's decked out in Indian-
print sheets, ornate hippy decor, photographs of Bob Dylan and Syd
Barrett and a poster of The Grateful Dead) and their stage set is lit
by hundreds of multi-coloured light bulbs which suggest that it's
Christmas all year round and that The Black Crowes are a 'happening'
rather than just another show. Since former Burning Tree guitarist
Marc Ford replaced Jeff Cease last year, The Black Crowes have been
much more willing to improvise and experiment. Rich Robinson changes
his guitar for almost every one of the 14 songs in the band's Thunder
Bay set and, at 24, sounds like a seasoned muso when he says, quite
seriously, that he only used 12 guitars tonight (he's got 30 of them
back home in Atlanta). Robinson's guitar intertwines with Ford's
throughout the which precedes "the musical lubricant of "Thorn in My
Pride', which is the kind of free-flowing thing that you might more
easily expect from The Grateful Dead. The Dead would probably be
proud of the Crowes' backdrop (a huge marijuana leaf emblazoned with
the legend 'Free Us--No Narcs'), and indeed also their laminated back-
stage pass, which borrows the line 'LIVING IS A HORIZONTAL FALL' from
Jean Cocteau's Opium Diaries. The Crowes' travelling party is
currently a modest 27: the six musicians, an 18-strong crew, support
trio The Magic Nose Goblins (who recently played alongside Izzy
Stradlin as the Ju Hounds), plus Chris's pedigree bulldogs, Skunk and
Doyle, who spend most of their time snuffling around looking for
someone to slobber over. "I guess they don't have as many hang- ups
as us humans," smiles Chris. After the Thunder Bay show, the dressing
room has more of a youth-club vibe than a serious rock'n'roll party.
A Lynyrd Skynyrd tape plays while the band partake of the rider,
which consists of avocado dip and several dishes of M&Ms washed down
by the usual nine bottles of vodka, Jack Daniel's, Red Eye and
Barolo. The pinball machine is called 'Escape From The Lost World',
which is pretty apt since The Black Crowes are frequently accused of
step- ping straight out of the late '60s/early 70s. "The rock'n'roll
bands that I like from that period only make up a minute part of my
record collection," says Chris, "regardless of what some people
think." Rod Stewart's recent comments suggest that he is one of those
people. "The Faces were just a poor man's Rolling Stones when we
started out. We'd never admit it, of course, just as The Black Crowes
would never admit they copy us," said Rod. ;Graciously he added: "I
like The Black Crowes, they've got it right. Bloke's a little arse
hole, the singer, but he'll grow out of it." Chits, who's 26 now but
not show- ing any signs of growing out of anything, thinks these
comments are hilarious. "I think it's cool that he knows who I am,
but if what Rod's turned not is not an ass hole, I will gladly be
one," he laughs. "I also think it's funny that he said that they
wanted to be minute, Rod, I would rather be The Rolling Stones than
The Faces, too!" Rich, who only talks to journalists when his brother
isn't around ("Unless you want the Chris interview"), isn't amused by
Rod's comments. "It's kind of egotistical for Rod to just assume that
he's this thing we cherish that much. I appreciate the music that
certain people have written--and that's not just The Faces, it's
every great band that I've listened to--but I couldn't give a shit
about them singularly. I'm just not an idol guy." Where the elder
Robinson seems open and witty, Rich comes across as defensive and
serious. Ironically, the only time he cracks his face into a smile
during the interview is when he's asked about ice-cream (Chris once
told a journalist that Rich doesn't drink or do drugs, but devours
ice-cream instead). "I remember that quote," he laughs. "Chris
thought it would be funny if people started showing up at shows
with ice-cream--which they did a couple of times. Because, of course
(heavy sarcasm now), that's what I do: I just sit in my room and
shove ice- cream down my throat. Normally, I have ten pints of Ben &
Jerry's in the refrigerator and eat it all day--Ben & Jerry's make
this one flavour called Cherry Garcia, which is like Jerry Garcia
only with cherries and stuff, and they donate a lot of their proceeds
to the rain forests." On one subject both brothers seem totally
agreed: that rock'n'roll should be recognised as an art form.
"Rock'n'roll music can really be a way for you to express yourself,
just like any other medium," states Chris, "and should be taken as
seriously. Not by losing its sense of humour, but I'd like it to be
taken more seriously than as a way for people to get really rich and
be on TV a lot. I mean, that's what game-show hosts do--it's not what
I got into rock'n'roll for. I got into it to write songs and to have
the band." There's no doubt in Chris's mind that The Black Crowes are
the band. He has frequently said that he puts them "before everything-
- before God, country, relationships, health n--and doesn't seem too
bothered how the latter things have sometimes suffered (he collapsed
with exhaustion in the summer of '91). "The Black Crowes are the
biggest commitment I have in my life and the big- gest one I've ever
made," he says. "All my relationships have been pretty unsuccessful
thus far, but I'm getting into a new one (with Lala) so I'll have to
be optimistic and say: 'Of course it will work'. It's weird, 'cos my
mom is the one who gets all sad that Rich and I will never be married
and have normal families!" The last time we interviewed The Black
Crowes in VOX (issue 12), Chris said that ''LA feels evil n, and has
often claimed that the City Of Angels has no soul, but the fact that
it's his girlfriend's home town must have had at least some influence
on his recent decision to buy a house there (n It's still evil," he
smiles). He won't get the chance to move into their way through the
summer festival season (which includes both Glastonbury and the new
Phoenix event in Stratford- Upon-Avon during July), finally taking a
break from the road in August. The Black Crowes have incorporated new
songs like 'Nowhere Stair' and 'Title Song' into their set, but
probably won't start on their third album until next February, and
have no plans to tour again until 1995. However, as Chris concludes:
"A whole year off the road? Us? No way!"