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chiefcrowe
 Post subject: Please Fire Me
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:31 pm 
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Another hilarious website!

http://pleasefireme.com/

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 Post subject: Re: Please Fire Me
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:11 pm 
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Blahahahaha:
Please fire me. In the middle of the busiest part of the work week, all my co-workers got into a loud discussion/argument about what would hurt more: being eaten by a shark or being eaten by a bear.

I'm totally gonna go with bear because they'd maul you first and then it would take a long painful time toe bleed out. A Shark would just be quick.

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 Post subject: Re: Please Fire Me
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:32 pm 
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Ok, I really need to stop reading this site beucase it's actually really depressing. However this one was pretty good:
Please fire me. While repairing a pipe above a ceiling at a maximum security prison, an inmate told me I had “the finest looking man ass he had seen in 35 years”. He referred to them as honeybuns and now I have the nickname “Honeybuns”.

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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:27 am 
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That's funny... this one made me laugh:

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Please fire me. My boss (and Facebook “friend”) asked me to resolve an issue that he’s too tied up to address, and within ten minutes has posted some “Truly phenomenal” Stevie Ray Vaughn footage and become a fan of avocados. As if I wouldn’t notice.

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